Meet (and eat) the Wisconsin State Fair`s 2021 Sporkies award winners

Who needs the Olympics? This is the only gold, silver and bronze award winners we need to know.

... Brace your arteries and get ready to drool like Homer Simpson: Here we go.

In first place, courtesy of Miller Lite Sports Bar & Grill, comes the The Glazy Boy, featuring slow-smoked brined pork loin, two slices of Fontina cheese, pickled jalapeños and raspberry whole grain mustard all lovingly smashed between – prepare yourself – two grilled Grebe`s glazed doughnuts....

Water Street Brewery`s deep-fried Wisconsin fish fry – cole slaw and French fries rolled in between a slab of cod, dipped in rye-seasoned batter and deep-fried with lemon and tartar sauce on the side – scored the silver medal, while the Paradise Po` Boy, stacking deep-fried coconut shrimp and tropical homemade slaw on a bun and slathered in key lime tartar sauce with a side of chips, from Tropics nabbed the bronze...