Coach Fickell immediately gains 50 pounds after accepting Wisconsin job


Coach Fickell immediately gains 50 pounds after accepting Wisconsin job


With the 2021 National Coach of the Year in the dairy state, Wisconsin businesses are rallying to ensure that Fickell will have no choice but to stay long term or be airlifted to a healthier location.

Badger football fans were shocked on Nov. 27 by the announcement that former Cincinnati Bearcats coach Luke Fickell will be the successor to Paul Chryst. Though most assumed the job would go to interim head coach Jim Leonhard, Fickell has been welcomed with open arms in exchange for taking advantage of his appetite...

The instant that Wisconsin and Fickell agreed to terms, he was met with gifts from the state’s top artery cloggers and liver destroyers. The initial wave included offerings from Carr Valley Cheese, New Glarus Brewing Co., Wollersheim Winery and Culver`s. As anyone with functioning tastebuds knows, all of these companies’ products fall into the category of “consume on sight.” ...


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Ken Notes: I have a challenge for everyone. I suggest we create a Rose Bowl Wine, Ohio sucks IPA, and a big ten brandy old fashioned with a cherry on top....

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